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PUNK LAB

Guitar distortion processor

PUNK LAB is a guitar distortion and effects plugin for punk and alternative tones. It isn't a copy of any particular pedal or amp. It's built to be shaped: several distortion stages, parallel character layers, body and presence shaping, a room, dynamics and a 10-band EQ, from tight and bright to hollow and deliberately strange.

  • Windows
  • VST3
  • 64-bit
  • DRM-free
The full PUNK LAB interface with the Bright and Tight preset loaded

PUNK LAB v0.5, factory preset “Bright and Tight” (modified).

Schematic overview

Anatomy of the unit

Six modules, plus Input, Dry/Wet and Output across the top. Double-click any control to reset it to zero or its no-effect position.

The Mandibles section of the PUNK LAB interface

Distortion stages

Mandibles

The core gain structure. Two mandible stages plus a pre-bite, a bite mix and a shell cut to set how the distortion attacks and where its top end stops.

Pre-Bite · Mandible I · Mandible II · Gut Level · Bite Mix · Shell Cut

The Swarm Layers section of the PUNK LAB interface

Parallel character layers

Swarm Layers

Three parallel layers (ZZZ, Chitin and Buzz) that each have their own level and drive, blended under the main sound with Body Mass and Strike.

Body Mass · ZZZ Bed / Drive · Chitin / Drive · Buzz / Drive · Strike

The Body / Presence section of the PUNK LAB interface

Tone shaping

Body / Presence

Five fixed-point shapers for warmth, body, nasal honk, snarl and presence, set at 260 Hz, 430 Hz, 1.35 kHz, 1.8 kHz and 3.6 kHz.

Warmth 260 · Body 430 · Nasal 1.35K · Snarl 1.8K · Presence 3.6K

The Habitat section of the PUNK LAB interface

Reverb

Habitat

The room around the sound, from a dry close cabinet to the hollow space of the Empty Room preset.

Habitat Level · Habitat Size · Damping

The Crush / Finish section of the PUNK LAB interface

Dynamics & final stage

Crush / Finish

Glue, final crush and an output ceiling to hold everything together at the end of the chain.

Glue · Final Crush · Ceiling

The Exoskeleton EQ section of the PUNK LAB interface

10-band EQ

Exoskeleton EQ

A 10-band graphic EQ from 60 Hz to 16 kHz for final carving.

60 · 120 · 250 · 500 · 1K · 2K · 4K · 8K · 12K · 16K

Specification

Features

  • Multiple distortion stages with pre-bite, bite mix and shell cut
  • Three parallel character layers (ZZZ, Chitin, Buzz), each with its own drive
  • Body/presence shaping at five fixed points
  • Reverb with level, size and damping
  • Dynamics and final stage: glue, final crush, ceiling
  • 10-band EQ, 60 Hz to 16 kHz
  • Input, Dry/Wet and Output controls
  • Five factory presets, protected so you can't overwrite them by accident
  • User presets: save your own with Save As
  • Import/export presets as .punklabpreset files to back up or share
  • Full DAW automation of the plugin's parameters
  • Double-click to reset any control to zero or its no-effect position

Factory settings

Factory presets

Five starting points built from the finalized reference settings. Move any control and the preset shows as modified (*). The original stays protected.

Bright and Tight

Crisp, controlled punk distortion with a firm low end, fast attack, and plenty of upper-frequency bite.

Aggressive

Dense, saturated, hard-hitting distortion with heavy bite, strong mids, and an abrasive attack.

Dial Tone

Extreme, compressed midrange distortion with a narrow, nasal, almost telephone-like focus.

Rich Man Sandwich

A leaner, articulate crunch built around layered texture, upper-mid presence, and less reliance on the main distortion path.

Empty Room

Hollow, spacious distortion with a large audible room around it and an intentionally strange, distant character.

Recordings

Audio demos

Three factory presets. Each clip is a guitar recording without PUNK LAB (Before) and the same take through the preset (After). Switch between them while it plays.

Bright and Tight

0:06

Crisp, controlled punk distortion with a firm low end, fast attack, and plenty of upper-frequency bite.

Before

After

Aggressive

0:09

Dense, saturated, hard-hitting distortion with heavy bite, strong mids, and an abrasive attack.

Before

After

Rich Man Sandwich

0:07

A leaner, articulate crunch built around layered texture, upper-mid presence, and less reliance on the main distortion path.

Before

After

Heads up: the After clips are louder than the Before clips.

Operating requirements

System requirements

Please check these before buying. PUNK LAB is a Windows VST3 plugin only.

Operating systemWindows, 64-bit
Plugin formatVST3, 64-bit only
HostA 64-bit DAW or host that loads VST3 plugins
Tested onWindows 11 with Sonar
Other hostsNot yet tested. If you run it in another DAW, we'd like to hear how it goes.
Copy protectionNone. No serial, account or internet connection needed.

Installation procedure

Installing PUNK LAB

Takes about a minute. There's no installer, just one file to copy.

  1. Download the ZIP

    Use the download button you get right after checkout, or the link in your receipt email.

  2. Extract it

    Right-click the ZIP and choose Extract All…

  3. Copy the plugin into your VST3 folder

    Copy PhasmidPunkLab.vst3 into:

    C:\Program Files\Common Files\VST3

    Windows may ask for administrator permission for this folder. That's normal; click Continue.

  4. Rescan in your DAW

    Open your DAW and rescan or refresh its VST3 plugins if PUNK LAB doesn't show up on its own.

  5. Load it on a guitar track

    Start from a factory preset and start turning things.

Service record

Version & updates

PUNK LAB updates are free for everyone who bought it. When a new version comes out, open the download link from your receipt email and grab the latest ZIP, then replace the old PhasmidPunkLab.vst3 with the new one.

v0.5

Sept 15, 2026

Current release.

  • Rebuilt the factory preset bank from the finalized reference settings, including the new Empty Room preset.
  • Streamlined the interface by removing redundant or inactive controls and improving control grouping and spacing.
  • Double-click now resets a control to zero or its no-effect position.

Questions

FAQ

What do I get when I buy?

A ZIP file containing the current version of PUNK LAB (PhasmidPunkLab.vst3). The download appears right after payment and is also in your receipt email.

Is there a serial number or activation?

No. PUNK LAB is DRM-free: no serial, no account on this site, no internet check. Copy the file in and use it.

Are updates free?

Yes. New versions of PUNK LAB are free for existing buyers. Use the download link from your receipt to get the latest version.

Which DAWs does it work in?

PUNK LAB is a 64-bit VST3 plugin for Windows. It has been tested in Sonar on Windows 11. Other VST3 hosts haven't been formally tested yet. If you try one, let us know how it goes.

What if it doesn't work on my system?

Email phasmid.prod@gmail.com first. It's often a quick fix. If PUNK LAB won't install or run on your system, you'll get a refund. See the refund policy.

Can I use it on commercial releases?

Yes. Anything you record or mix with PUNK LAB is yours to release, sell or stream. See the license for the short version of the terms.

Can I share my presets?

Yes. Export any preset as a .punklabpreset file and anyone with PUNK LAB can import it.

Is there a demo version?

Not at the moment. Listen to the audio demos above, and if PUNK LAB won't run on your system, the refund policy has you covered.

PUNK LAB

Windows VST3 · 64-bit · instant download · free updates

$4.99 $9.99 Launch price
Buy PUNK LAB $4.99

Questions before buying? phasmid.prod@gmail.com